Where:  Shades of Green, East 15th Street in Manhattan.
When:  Sometime between 7:00-9:00 p.m. (but only for about 30-45 minutes because I do have *other plans.)
Stated Purposes:  1)  To observe dysfunctional behavior via memory and/or by electronic means and then report every detail;
2)  To eat, drink, and be merry; and
3)  To laugh, laugh, and laugh;
4)  To inquire of the 5-7 people who might show up why they are acting like Good Germans and remaining silent as Daily Kos' administration supports outing people's real life info, threatening their families, silencing tens of thousands of Democratic voices, and encouraging cyberbullying that has carried over into the real world.

Of course if other websites want to have a meetup too, cool.  My odds of being there have increased dramatically since last night.

Possible activites could include:

1.  DailyKookScrabble - in this game you get to use any word, even phonetically spelled, that could describe a Daily Kook.  For example, any misspelling of Stalinist, liar, or douche is permitted.

2.  RootBeerJelloShots - Democratic Luntz might show up.

3.  The Bouldin Buffet -  Everybody gets 5 minutes to cook their favorite food from the buffet, then you log into a computer and post on the Internet that you are going to rush home and bring it to your same sex boyfriend.  The first one to log on and type the sentence wins.  You must sign a release though that the restaurant is not responsible if the boyfriend commits suicide after learning that he was the first person ever to have someone post on the Internet that someone was going to rush home before the Super Bowl for a few minutes and cook him dinner.  Just imagine the phone conversation - "Daddy, I'm home by myself in Michael's apt.  Before he goes out to this huge party that I'm not invited to, Michael is going to quickly cook me a meal.  I'm sitting in my pajamas now for several hours waiting for Michael. Michael is going to the clothing store to buy normal sized clothing and then he'll be back to make me a quick meal.  I can't make my own food daddy, Michael Bouldin is going to make it for me.  Isn't this special daddy?  Can I bring Michael home in a dress daddy, oh please please please?"

4.  LauraClawsonSpellingBee - You have to spell words that describe Laura Clawson.  The game gets harder as you start out with words like snob and asshole and then progress to words like effete, pretentious, miscreant, and condescending. I still think she should go marry Dana Houle and the two of them should just be given a cabin in Montana where they can hide from civilization.  These two are made for each other. (Note to Dana - the mere fact that you personally didn't interact with me at DailyKos does not mean that I remain silent when you out a person and treat thousands of people like utter crap for no reason.  Learn fool, it's not about me.)

5.  Customer Troll Ratings - It's very simple.  Everyone gets 5 troll ratings for the night.   If a customer raises a voice too loud, "Troll rated for loudness."  If someone criticizes you, "TR for personal attack."  If Bouwerie Boy drips saliva on his shirt and you TR him for uncouthness, he can HR you for "ratings abuse" and then tell you he's going to tell on you.  BTW if Laura Clawson doesn't like how the game is going, she has the manual ban to flip the playing field.

6.  All You Can Eat Fingerit Chicken Wings - Well we know he won't enter (he'll lurk) so you order as many as you can and as you eat a chicken wing, you say "Fingerit" with your middle finger extended.  If you don't like the chicken wing, you say "bullshit chicken wing there."  If blue cheese gets on the chicken wing you threaten the waitress and say, "HRed for blue cheese abuse.  Remove your blue cheese and I'll remove mine."  If the chicken wing has an ugly ass, you fantasize about other chicken wings commenting on it so you can beat up the other chicken wings and then come out of the closet after 48 years.  If the waitress charges you the correct price for the chicken wings and you think she's wrong and she shows you you are wrong, you yell at her and say, "Don't you ever question me, maa'm. I'm a Fingerit and my 78 year old daddy says I can do whatever I want in life."

7.  Elise Photoshop - Everybody is given a picture of Elise from Daily Kos.  You have two minutes to stare at it.  The person who releases the most vomit on that picture within two minutes wins two free drinks.  Medical releases are to be signed in advance.  You are not allowed to sue the person who shows you a picture of Elise.

*  Note - My name is not Michael Bouldin, the first guy in Internet history, to try and prove he actually has a friend, posted online before the SuperBowl that he had to rush home to cook dinner for his purported boyfriend before going to a party.  From my experience, people who give out specifics like that are beyond pathetic.  The other 99% of us simply enjoy who and what we have without the need to type about it online.