God Will Spare Florida Devastating Hurricanes For the Next 4 Years
Just had a conversation with god. She told me that she is very pleased that the people there voted for Obama and that as a result, there will be no major hurricanes to hit the core of the state for the next 4 years. (God still might ravage Pensacola because they have lots of evil there.)
God also confirmed that the reason why Florida got a lot more hurricanes from 2001-2008 is because they voted for George W Bush.
God also told me that all conservative Christians are disqualified from entering the queendom of heaven but if you practice and preach liberalism, then you will automatically be granted entry to heaven regardless of what religion you practice.
(Hey maybe I should set up a church and start preaching this. :) )
God also confirmed that the reason why Florida got a lot more hurricanes from 2001-2008 is because they voted for George W Bush.
God also told me that all conservative Christians are disqualified from entering the queendom of heaven but if you practice and preach liberalism, then you will automatically be granted entry to heaven regardless of what religion you practice.
(Hey maybe I should set up a church and start preaching this. :) )
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