NYC DFQ Meetup This Thursday
Where: Shades of Green, East 15th Street in Manhattan.
When: 7:00-9:00 p.m.
Stated Purposes: 1) To observe dysfunctional behavior via memory and/or by electronic means and then report every detail;
2) To eat and drink; and
3) To gather opinions on the following "interrogatories" which I will put in the comments section.
Of course if other websites want to have a meetup too, cool. My odds of being there have increased dramatically since last night.
Possible activites could include:
1. DailyKookScrabble - in this game you get to use any word, even phonetically spelled, that could describe a Daily Kook. For example, any misspelling of Stalinist, liar, or douche is permitted.
2. RootBeerJelloShots - Democratic Luntz might show up.
3. The Bouldin Buffet - Everybody gets 5 minutes to cook their favorite food from the buffet, then you log into a computer and post on the Internet that you are going to rush home and bring it to your same sex boyfriend. The first one to log on and type the sentence wins. You must sign a release though that the restaurant is not responsible if the boyfriend commits suicide after learning that he was the first person ever to have someone post on the Internet that someone was going to rush home before the Super Bowl for a few minutes and cook him dinner.
4. LauraClawsonSpellingBee - You have to spell words that describe Laura Clawson. The game gets harder as you start out with words like snob and asshole and then progress to words like effete, pretentious, miscreant, and condescending.
5. Customer Troll Ratings - It's very simple. Everyone gets 5 troll ratings for the night. If a customer raises a voice too loud, "Troll rated for loudness." If someone criticizes you, "TR for personal attack." If Bouwerie Boy drips saliva on his shirt and you TR him for uncouthness, he can HR you for "ratings abuse" and then tell you he's going to tell on you. BTW if Laura Clawson doesn't like how the game is going, she has the manual ban to flip the playing field.
6. All You Can Eat Fingerit Chicken Wings - Well we know he won't show up so you order as many as you can and as you eat a chicken wing, you say "Fingerit" with your middle finger extended.
7. Elise Photoshop - Everybody is given a picture of Elise from Daily Kos. You have two minutes to stare at it. The person who releases the most vomit on that picture within two minutes wins two free drinks. Medical releases are to be signed in advance.
Perhaps I should bring a copy of something the Colorado Supreme Court has said and ask if this person was threatening someone's infant children at Daily Kos if he should be banned?
Or what's their positions on outings at Daily Kos?
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That sounds like a riot.
Are you going to be packing heat?
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No.
I can arrange to have them being videotaped from someone masquerading as a patron with electronic equipment concealed. They'll go with a friend and never talk to or acknowledge me.
I may just sit there with a pad and take notes. I dropped by one of these almost a year ago for about 15 minutes. They were socially inept that I walked away after two minutes and started talking to these two very attractive women selling beer. I saw Luntz lost in a social setting and these chicks were again very attractive and outgoing so I tried to be a good guy and bring Luntz over and have him talk to one and see what he could do. Utter disaster, I had to tell the girl afterward that I just wanted to help him out. I don't think he ever spoke to a good looking woman before and truly I was trying to give him on the spot training for future use. That would be a long term project but he's not a nice guy so he doesn't deserve the women.
I hear there is a FSZ meetup there too Thursday night, coincidentally at the same restaurant. That would be cool actually, at least those people I can sit and have a drink with. But if I don't see them I'm ordering rootbeer or ginger ale in honor of Luntz. I haven't had either in a couple of years.
What will be fun is jotting notes down. Unfortunately, this means Bouwerie Boy won't come inside. Bouwerie Boy makes Luntz look like Derek Jeter in a social setting. BB was at a NYC Kossack meetup once and literally the people there had to coach him on how to talk and sit at a table with other human beings. If I saw Bouwerie Boy and Bernhard Goetz sitting in a subway and had to sit next to one of the two, I think Goetz is the saner option. Literally, Bouwerie Boy's face reminds you of Bernhard Goetz.
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My camcorder is being charged for 12 hours as we speak.
I actually wasn't going to come but now me and my camcorder are very likely going to the DFQ meetup Thursday night thanks to Bouldin.
Now I'm a customer and I have a right to sit down and civilly have a meal at this restaurant I heard about and to bring my camera and film my event and have my meetup for an hour. But some racist asshole who loves to call people homophobic disagrees.
Pig (Name redacted) plans to show up at Thursday's DKos meetup. Yes, that is kind of like a KKK member showing up at the NAACP annual meeting.
The Bouldin Buffet - Everybody gets 5 minutes to cook their favorite food from the buffet, then you log into a computer and post on the Internet that you are going to rush home and bring it to your same sex boyfriend. The first one to log on and type the sentence wins.
You lame-ass little homophobic bitch. What's it like being all alone, Jabba? Do you cry yourself to sleep?
We don't want you at our event, Pig. You're not welcome, were not invited, and will not sit at our table. Several people put work into this; they don't want it to be about your newest autistic fits or whatever demented ego-trip you're on. You show up and harass people, we call the cops. How's that?
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by: MBNYC @ Tue Feb 10, 2009 at 22:54:16 PM CST
Now apparently Bouldin is under the impression that I was going to his meetup. I'm going to my meetup at my table. I've been in this restaurant before and have every right to go again. I'm a law abiding citizen.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwpZFsVyues
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Good video.
I noticed how they deleted the comments where Michael was going to threaten to call the cops without cause.
Thing is, we've already copied the threat ahead of time as well as his KKK comparison and false allegations of homophobia (Hint: Michael you are being ridiculed for being the first person to probably ever go on line on Superbowl Sunday and tell the world on the Internet that you were rushing home to cook a meal for your "boyfriend" {whom you also called a friend of 8 years so he is a "boyfriend" or "friend"} before you would rush out to go to a Super Bowl party.)
I doubt Bouldin shows up now that he has publicized his threats.
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