The Stalinists at Daily Kos (They are a small percentage not a majority of users) are somehow convinced that yours truly is still at Daily Kos (True I wouldn't tell them if I actually got a bunch of proxified names but I truly don't) trying to destroy the site by posting certain diaries and comments.  The Sewer Rats think I have this special magic formula to destroy the site.  Well, I actually do and I want to share it openly so everyone knows how to troll at Daily Kos.

First, pretend to be a Democrat.  This way you can make other Democrats look bad.  Create a profile of a Democrat.

Second, go into diaries and piss and defecate on them.  Question their validity, concern troll that they were written to make the site look bad, complain how the person can't spell or write or is driving other "good" diaries off the front page with drivel.  Well meaning diarists who spend time writing diaries but occasionally lay an egg will be guaranteed to be driven from the site if you knock their efforts.  So piss and defecate on them.

Third, hijack threads.  If there is somebody you want to drive from the site, hijack a thread. If it is a diary, do it early.  If it is a comment, attack the person right away.  This way the person will feel under attack and get turned away by the bullying.  Then they will eventually GCBW.

Four, get TU status and be a Kos Kop.  Make it obvious to outsiders that you operate under one set of rules while everyone else operates under a different set of rules.  This way, a few dozen people will notice your Kostapo ways in a variety of different diaries and become aware of what is going on.  Then these people will eventually see it a 2nd and 3rd time until they start realizing that the fatso from Queens was 100% right in everything he said in his "GBCW" and subsequent diaries on this subject.  It's like planting a seed.  The more diaries you Kos Kop in, the more likely different users will see what is going on.

Five, if you have a shady or laughable background that clearly demonstrates that you are in the bottom 1 percent of the societal order, please brag about it.  38 yr old homoerotic psychopaths despised by everybody, 48 year old loners, 50 year old gorillas living in their sister's basement, or admitted rapists who lost their license to practice being a chiropractor can only help the cause.  

Six, constantly go after users little by little.  It accumulates.  Never trust a user ID above 150,000 either so you can overwhelm newbies with this line of attack.  Make sure you are coordinating with other Kos Kops so when ordinary users see comments in dead threads with 13 recommends, they'll figure out that you are communicating offline.

Seven, set up a separate website called, uhmmmm let's say Ugog, where you actually make it clear to all members of Daily Kos that everything the fatso from Queens said is true.  Put it in your own words to make him look like a genius.  Make it so obvious by spewing the most vicious of filth.  

If you do these seven things you can effectively destroy Daily Kos.  Thus far this strategy has driven away most of the top diarists along with thousands of other people who had positive things to contribute. 

That is how you troll at Daily Kos.   It's the only thing certain people are good at.