SarahPac has been formed.  Let's give the real criteria.

1.  Sarah Pac is committed to a world where right wing Christians control all levers of power.  Everyone else should be rounded up and exterminated. 
2.  Government's job is to reward your cronies and punish your enemies  If Sarah likes you, you can have a job and/or some govt handouts. If Sarah hates you then government will do all in its power to bankrupt you and destroy you. 
3.  Sex before marriage is wrong unless you were knocked up by Todd Palin or are the offspring of Todd Palin.  Those who copulate before marriage should be punished.
4.  The middle class should be taxed more, the upper class should be taxed less.  We've read Dickens and thought it was a how to guide.
5.  Cut education.  God decides which children are meant to lead at birth and which one are meant to get someone else's coffee.  Why spend money on education when oil executives could better spend that money on cushioned seats inside private jets?  Make college unaffordable to all but a very few. 
6.  Kill the animals.  Let the creatures die.  Tough on them.  Animals are meant for human food and consumption.  We don't care about liberal gobbly-gook like ecosystem or food chains.
7.  Witches must be burned at the stake in the center of town.  However, prior to execution, Thomas Muthee can try to perform an exorcism and if he determines the demons have been expunged, the woman can live.  Witches shall be defined as any woman who doesn't go to church on Sundays at least 3 times a month or has dye in her hair.
8.  You must be able to lie about everything and do it with a straight face even though you know you are lieing. If you have a conscience, integrity, or decency, then SarahPac is not the home for you.
9.  Geography skills beyond that of the reasonably intelligent 2nd grader are not required.  The world is going to end in a few years anyway when Jesus comes back to the earth and destroys the entire planet so these countries won't exist then anyway. 
10.  Everybody who criticizes Sarah Palin or SarahPac is a hater.  They all hate no matter what they say.
11.  Ice rinks are more important than libraries or paved roads.  For more info, see the Wasilla budget from 1997 through 2002.
12.  Only books preapproved by Sarah Palin shall be read.  All others shall be banned.
13.  Women are the inferior of men because the Bible says so. It is okay for men to rape and abuse their wives, girlfriends, or any woman off the street.  Do not be confused by the name SarahPac.  Sarah shares your views.
14.  Blacks, Hispanics, Asians, Indians, and all non-Caucasians are genetically inferior to red blooded white folks. They are to be treated accordingly although a couple of tokens should be kept around for aesthetic purposes.
15.  Laws on the book shall exist in name only.  SarahPac reserves the right to apply these laws to person A but not to person B.
16.  When all else fails, pray.