BREAKING NEWS: Sean Hannity Caused Flight 1549 To Crash
This story has been been written in Hannityspeak. That means it may be filled with insanity, bombastic and illogical conclusions, lack of proof for wild assertions, utter shamelessness, crass opportunism, extreme hatred, lies and falsehoods, and downright meanness.
Last week, while sitting in his home on Centre Island, New York, an environmentally sensitive area where geese sometimes flock, right wing conservative talk show Sean Hannity was sitting in his studio practicing his hate speech while worshipping the racists and anti-Semites that frequent his show. Next, Hannity flatuated and hot air emanated from his ass. It was the largest mass of hot air recorded in the last two years according to the Anti Anti Global Warming Geological Survey Group. (They are funded by me to reach whatever conclusion I pay them to, even if Science and evidence dictates otherwise.)
This hot air spooked the geese just outside Hannity's home who felt it was urgent to get at least 20 miles away from Hannity's hot air. The geese headed westward against the currents of the wind and eventually crashed into Flight 1549 which had taken off from LaGuardia. Had Republicans not subsidized Hannity for spewing his lies, Hannity never would have been able to afford his Centre Island 16 room mansion and thus not been at the place where his hot air caused the geese to crash into Flight 1549. Therefore, all Republicans are to blame for the downing of Flight 1549. (Oh and thank the Democrats for the safety precautions on the plane.)
Sean Hannity, not only is he an endangered species as he leads the flock of conservatives in exile, he's a dangerous species who causes planes to crash.
Last week, while sitting in his home on Centre Island, New York, an environmentally sensitive area where geese sometimes flock, right wing conservative talk show Sean Hannity was sitting in his studio practicing his hate speech while worshipping the racists and anti-Semites that frequent his show. Next, Hannity flatuated and hot air emanated from his ass. It was the largest mass of hot air recorded in the last two years according to the Anti Anti Global Warming Geological Survey Group. (They are funded by me to reach whatever conclusion I pay them to, even if Science and evidence dictates otherwise.)
This hot air spooked the geese just outside Hannity's home who felt it was urgent to get at least 20 miles away from Hannity's hot air. The geese headed westward against the currents of the wind and eventually crashed into Flight 1549 which had taken off from LaGuardia. Had Republicans not subsidized Hannity for spewing his lies, Hannity never would have been able to afford his Centre Island 16 room mansion and thus not been at the place where his hot air caused the geese to crash into Flight 1549. Therefore, all Republicans are to blame for the downing of Flight 1549. (Oh and thank the Democrats for the safety precautions on the plane.)
Sean Hannity, not only is he an endangered species as he leads the flock of conservatives in exile, he's a dangerous species who causes planes to crash.
He needs these rooms for each of his multiple personalities. I heard him say on the air he wanted to kill the geese. This homicidal maniac is losing his mind. Ever since Obama won, Hannity hasn't been the same. Jill should take the hint, take the kids and run from this maniac.
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