Today In Major Flaw - Bitter Glen Cove Edition

Hello this is Major Flaw, the biggest asshole on the Internet, whose mission in life it is to turn as many Democrats as possible into Republicans.  I troll at Daily Kos where I drive people away from the site, out their personal information, bully children, and I do it with the support of psychopath Markos Moulitsas.  Even on Obama's big day, I'm still trolling at Daily Kos, turning people away. I'm a big reason Daily Kos' traffic has gone down 75% in the last 3 months.

I woke up in my Glen Cove home today angry.  I started voting in 1980 and while at college I was able to turn people into Republicans simply by being a jerk.  I enjoyed Reagan because he caused pain.  By 1984 I was attending Hofstra Law School where people nicknamed me asshole or Fingerit.  But I was so hated that I had no friends there.  I turned more people into Republicans.  I got out of law school and eventually worked for my father in Manhattan. He gave me the golden goose overlooking Central Park, I've turned it into a Rotten Egg working out of a cramped office on a side street.  Most people in life just don't like me.

My neighbors hate me, the children all stay away from me.  I even have a tree covering my white house.  To my immediate North is the Carey arch, an impressive 30-40 foot structure. Beyond that are rich homes I could never afford even though everything was set up for me.  The kids who walk by my street all hide from me over there and have even pelted my property with eggs in the past.  I don't trim the trees and bushes so my doorway can be hidden from the rarely traveled road by my house. I don't want people to see me. I don't like women although I pretend I'm straight. I'm actually gay but in the "Boggs" version from Shawshank Redemption. I have violent fantasies about other men similar to Abu Gharib but I keep this dark side of me mostly hidden.

To my left are homes not as nice as my average abode but they are neighbors who actually talk to each other.  Toward the right is a dead end just a little ways down.  Nobody comes by the Fingerit home where I live by myself with my dogs.  I sit home miserable spending 3-4 hours a day trolling Daily Kos, looking to piss people off by calling them names.  No friends, no girlfriend, no family other than my father to talk to, nobody.  It's horrible.  That's why I'm a Kos Kop.

Today was a bitter day for me. I drove home early and as I got on the Glen Cove Bypass, my veins popped.  Didn't do much work today.  If you google my real name you will find it mentioned in only one case, Perez v. Jordan, as a previously consulted attorney.  You have to love this - "Fingerit told defendant and defendant's new attorney that he would move to vacate the judgment immediately but he did not do so."  Oh there are some other goodies in here like "None of these documents were in his file." Oh why might Fingerit NOT be the counsel of record on this case, the ONLY case my google search found of his with 23 years of experience?  Hmmmm.

Fingerit submitted a supporting affirmation claiming that he was never served by plaintiffs with a copy of the decision or
 
told defendant and defendant's new attorney that he would move to vacate the judgment immediately, but he did not do

I was so happy seeing Republicans in charge even though I call myself a Democrat.  My job in life is turn people away.  Yet despite my best efforts, the Democrats won.  I grew up in Nassau County, home of the most ruthless Republican machine in the nation. I enjoyed those days and I'm a big fan of Peter King who I affectionately call King Peter.  Well it's back inside my home.  The Carey arch overlooks me across the street but I go to sleep at 3 am, a lonely and pathetic 48 year old troll.

 

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  • 1/20/2009 8:48 PM MissLaura wrote:
    Truly brilliant! So funny and dead-on-accurate that I laughed so hard I peed my sensible panties.
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    1. 1/20/2009 8:57 PM davefromqueens wrote:
      :) Well at least those panties were bought from a union grocery store.

      **Shrugs** and I thought we were going to talke about me.

      :)
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  • 1/21/2009 1:25 AM dadanation wrote:
    In case you need a good laugh, here's some video of Kos Kops, Ugly Elise and Adam Boning-Wiener: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6fJ_G5SC9E
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    1. 1/21/2009 1:18 PM davefromqueens wrote:
      I'm glad Obama disowned himself from Kos years ago. It's one of many reasons why he won.

      The 3-4 times the media brought up DailyKos, Obama jabbed them. Obama talked to O'Reilly before Markos.
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