It's An All Jesus Freak Piety Super Bowl
Well it's happened. Two of the biggest pricks in the NFL (and that's saying a lot since there are hundreds of them) will square off in the Superbowl with Kurt Warner against Ben Rothlingsberger. Perhaps God chose these two so they could turn off more and more people from their religion because you will be hard pressed to find two individuals more pious, more self righteous, more arrogant, and more of a turnoff than these two.
We all know Jesus is going to be ignoring dieing children when the Super Bowl is on so that he can help either Warner or Rothlingsberger lead his team to victory. The question is this, "Which QB does Jesus hate more?" One of them has to lose.
We all know Jesus is going to be ignoring dieing children when the Super Bowl is on so that he can help either Warner or Rothlingsberger lead his team to victory. The question is this, "Which QB does Jesus hate more?" One of them has to lose.
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