Yes, you heard it right. 99% of all users at DailyKos are trolls. The only exceptions of course are Kosholes. To understand why DailyKos has gone downhill, why it is no longer a community moderated website, why Markos is despised by most liberals and Democrats, and why tens of thousands of solid Democrats have left DailyKos and millions more will have nothing to do with the website, all you have to do is search the archives of Kos Kop MajorFlaw. (Of course watching Kos, MissLaura, Dhinmi and other members of the Kostapo in action helps as well.)

While the rules of the non comprehensive FAQS clarify what is and what is not a troll, what is and what is not trolling, and what comments should or should not be given a troll rating, MajorFlaw has managed to invent several dozen categories of comments that this small minded Stalinist considers Thoughtcrime. Here they are.

First, these are the "Simple Seven."

Troll rated to trigger autoban.
Troll rated for trolling.
Troll rated for ratings abuse
Troll rated for lying
Troll rated for assholery
Troll rated on site.
Troll rated for being an asshole

Now if this is the standard, Majorflaw and the top names on the Kostapo would actually have over 50,000 collective troll ratings by now. Oh but since their flame wars and behavior helps generate clicks on the site which increases blog ad revenue counts for Markos, Markos couldn’t give a shit if this kind of behavior actually hurts Democrats. Kos Kops make him money because it is their behavior that generates the frequent page views and clicks. That’s the dirty little secret Markos won’t tell people.

The next group of troll ratings I file under the ironic department. This would be like Kate Moss scolding me for being too skinny.

Troll rated for the completely unjustified donut.
Troll rated for posting outing material about another.
Troll rated for dishonesty.
Troll rated for cluelessness.
Troll rated for hijacking.
Troll rated for troll diary.
Troll rated for personal attack
Troll rated for calling someone a troll
Troll rated for posting garbage.
Troll rated for vulgarity

Oh the irony. Now here are some of the bland reasons for troll rating straight from Flaud.

Troll rated for conspiracy theory
Troll rated for douchbaggery.
Troll rated to counter rec.
Troll rated to counter uprate.
Troll rated as a motivational tool.
Troll rated to counter for the abusive uprate.
Troll rated for antiseptic purposes.
Troll rated for accusation of racism without a shred of proof.
Troll rated for this piece of shit diary.
Troll rated for a whole bunch of things.
Troll rated for that callout.
Troll rated for that group attack

And then there are these classics.

Troll rated for Over The Top aggression and nastiness.
Troll rated for abusing the word "we."
Troll rated for forcing me once again to explain that editing comments on a private website is not censorship.
Troll rated for being a defacto TR on sight troll of the simple asshole variety.

Now when you are a Stalinist prick who considers any opinion different from yours ThoughtCrime, when you could watch the movie "The Wave" and come across with the opposite impression of what the movie is about, when you read a Franz Kafka novel and probably can’t figure out who the antagonists are, then being a Kos Kop like MajorFlaw is a job for you.

When you see Thoughtcrime everywhere, everyone is a troll. If you say hello you are a troll for trying to earn mojo. If you are for Prop 8, you are a troll just trying to stir things up. Oh and if you are against Prop 8, you are also a troll for the same reason. If you write a great diary, you are a troll because it’s a fake meant to embarrass the website down the road. If you write a crappy diary you are doing it deliberately to scroll better diaries off the page. Mydd is buried on the ashheap of history, blogchild is not far behind.